Squirt Water-Based Lubricant 8oz

8 ounces. Nothing in it warms, tingles or tastes like candy. Just a lot of lube.

What You're Getting:

• Your Ass Makes None Of Its Own: Everything down there comes out of the bottle, and it keeps soaking it up the whole time you are going. A 2 ounce bottle has you counting pumps by the second week. 236 ml means you pour it on, then pour more on later.
• Nothing Added To Make It Interesting: No heat, no tingle, no fake fruit, no perfume. The list runs to 8 ingredients, every one of them there to keep you slippery or keep the bottle good.
• Warm Water And Done: No oily residue, no scrubbing, no ruined sheets. Warm water and a bit of soap lift it off whatever it reached.
• Fine With Your Silicone: Silicone lube wrecks silicone toys over time. This has no silicone in it at all, which leaves everything in the drawer exactly as it was.

The lube aisle has lost the plot. Everything warms, tingles, changes color or tastes like a sweet nobody asked for, and none of it makes anything slicker. All a lubricant has to do is stay slippery, then disappear in the shower.

Squirt is that and nothing else. Purified water and propanediol doing the slip, 3 thickeners for texture, 2 preservatives keeping an open bottle from going off. The slip holds right through, washes off under warm water, then turns up in a bottle big enough that running out stops being something you plan around.

Crack it open. Use far too much. Rinse off after.

Expert Tip: Put down more than you think you need, then go back for more before you think you need it. Nothing down there makes its own, and running dry halfway through is what stops most people.