{"product_id":"velvet-guard-waterproof-sex-sheet-queen","title":"Velvet Guard Waterproof Sex Sheet, Queen Size Sex Blanket","description":"\u003ch2\u003eReady To Get Sloppy Without Wrecking The Mattress?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eVelvet Guard Queen converts your bed into a wet n' wild play zone for you n' your boy. The top is soft velvety microfiber that feels like luxury bedding on bare skin, never like a crinkly rubber sheet. Underneath, a moisture barrier traps lube, cum, piss n' sweat long before your mattress gets a drop.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eAnybody walking past sees a plain black throw. Strip Velvet Guard Queen off when you're done, run a wash cycle, then lay the sheet flat again. Your bed looks innocent before he's out the door.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpread the sheet. Get sloppy. Wash n' repeat.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch4\u003eQuestions\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr;border-top:1px solid #e4e6ee;margin:8px 0 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(0,2fr) minmax(0,3fr);column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:12px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eWhat size is Velvet Guard Queen?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eThe Queen covers 54 x 72 in, sized for the play zone of a Queen bed.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(0,2fr) minmax(0,3fr);column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:12px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eCan I machine wash the sheet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eYes. Toss Velvet Guard Queen in the washer after use, then let the sheet dry fully before your next session.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(0,2fr) minmax(0,3fr);column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:12px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eDoes Velvet Guard Queen look like a sex sheet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eNope. The Queen passes for a plain black throw.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b\"\u003eCovers Your Queen Bed.\u003c\/strong\u003e Get 54 x 72 in of coverage right where the fucking happens.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b\"\u003eSoaks Up Every Drop.\u003c\/strong\u003e The inner moisture barrier holds lube, cum n' sweat away from your mattress.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b\"\u003eFeels Like Real Bedding.\u003c\/strong\u003e Velvety microfiber feels plush under your back while you get fucked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b\"\u003eMachine Wash n' Go Again.\u003c\/strong\u003e Run Velvet Guard Queen through the washer, let the sheet dry fully, then spread the Queen back out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch4\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr;border-top:1px solid #e4e6ee;margin:8px 0 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:38% 1fr;column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:10px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eMaterials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eVelvet-soft polyester microfiber with inner moisture barrier\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:38% 1fr;column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:10px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eColor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eBlack\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:38% 1fr;column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:10px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eSize\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003e54 x 72 in\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:38% 1fr;column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:10px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eFits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eQueen bed\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:38% 1fr;column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:10px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eWaterproof\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003eYes\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:38% 1fr;column-gap:16px;align-items:start;padding:10px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e4e6ee\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#1d245b;line-height:1.6\"\u003eIncluded\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height:1.6\"\u003e1 Velvet Guard Queen sheet\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNote: \u003c\/strong\u003eMachine wash after use, then let Velvet Guard Queen dry fully before the next session.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background:#f5f6fa;border-left:3px solid #1d245b;padding:12px 16px;border-radius:2px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#1d245b\"\u003ePro Tip: \u003c\/strong\u003eSpread Velvet Guard Queen flat before the clothes come off. 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